awake my soul

blessthebutt:

my favorite flavor of cake is more

(Source: asscop, via pizza)

ruinedchildhood:

She warned him.

(via barackdicktoobomba)

oedipus-sex:

imagine your current friend group but dwayne the rock johnson is an unquestioned part of it

(via barackdicktoobomba)

marginalising:

NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT A GOD DAMN RELATIONSHIP AND LOSING WEIGHT AND BEING BEAUTIFUL FOR GODS SAKE GO OUTSIDE AND ROB A STORE AND FEEL ALIVE AS YOU RUN AWAY FROM SECURITY

(Source: jdandachi, via pizza)

dulect:

when someone is playing their music too loud

image

(via orgasm)

d0nn0:

jxydx:

Imagine a world where dogs do not exist………

no

(Source: jayda95, via humoristics)